Chapter 4

Three Men, a Little Girl, a Policeman and a Dog is the third chapter of The Disastrous Life of Saiki K (Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan) published in the 4th of September 2012.

Characters

 * Saiki Kusuo
 * Nendou Riki
 * Kaidou Shun

Abilities Used

 * Telepathy
 * Thoughtography
 * Clairvoyance

Summary
Kusuo contemplates about him not having any friends at all however the complete opposite is happening as he was being stalked by Nendou and Kaidou who were both forcing him to eat ramen and to find "the ominous wind". Kusuo however has no plan on joining to neither of them though. Suddenly, they meet a crying child on the road. Nendou then thought he should go ask whats wrong but Kusuo stopped him so Kaidou then went to ask her instead and she tells him how her dog named 'Wind' went loose after she tied it on the electric pole. As Nendou offers her a helping hand, she cried and almost remove the safe on her alarm. Nendou then said he and Kusuo will find it for her and started running while Kusuo didn't move an inch. Kaidou meanwhile said that Nendou's an idiot for not asking about its appearance, he then asked the girl what it looks like and started making a sketch of it and went on his way to find the dog. Kusuo sighed as he think that there's no way the two will find it so he thought he'd just go home but then the girl called out to him, saying that he'll find her dog for him too, Kusuo then thought what kind of trouble the two idiots entangled him. He then hid at a toilet stall and used his psychic photography and started printing them on his notes pages. Kusuo had constant errors as he searches for the lost dog to the point that he thought of giving up but then something caught his attention. Going back to the little girl, she smiles as Kusuo carries towards her the dog that she lost. Nendou and Kaidou started appearing too with Kaidou reasoned how the "Dark Reunion" interrupt his search while Nendou was wondering who's dog it was he got and the dog's owner answered him then started beating him up. The little girl asked Kusuo that he should help his friend and he questioned the word "friend". The girl explains being friends like how she and her dog were then suddenly, Nendou intrudes with a bloody and beaten face saying that he and Kusuo are also friends/pals scaring the girl and sounded her safety alarm.