Chapter 4

Three Men, a Little Girl, a Policeman and a Dog is the the fourth chapter of The Disastrous Life of Saiki K (Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan) published in the 4th of September 2012.

Characters

 * Saiki Kusuo
 * Nendou Riki
 * Kaidou Shun

Abilities Used

 * Telepathy
 * Thoughtography
 * Clairvoyance

Summary
Kusuo contemplates about him not having any friends at all, however the truth was the complete opposite was happening as he was being stalked by Riki and Shun. Riki wanted to eat ramen with Kusuo while Shun wanted Kusuo to help him find "the ominous wind". Kusuo however has no plan on joining either of them. Suddenly, they see a crying child on the road. Riki thought that he should go and ask her what's wrong but Kusuo stopped him so Shun went to ask her instead and she tells him how her dog named 'Wind' had ran off after she tied it to an electric pole. As Riki offers her a helping hand, she cried and almost removed the pin on her safety alarm. Riki then says that he and Kusuo will find it for her and started running while Kusuo did not move an inch. Shun states that Riki was an idiot for not asking for its appearance. He then asks the girl what it looked like and started making a sketch of it and went on his way to find the dog. Kusuo sighed as he thinks that there is no way the two would be able to find it so he thought he might as well just go home but then the girl calls out to him, asking if he would help find her dog too. Kusuo thought of the trouble the two idiots had entangled him into. He then hid at a toilet stall and used Thoughtography in an attempt to print the lost dog on his notes pages. Kusuo makes constant errors in his searches for the lost dog to the point that he thought of giving up but then something caught his attention. Going back to the little girl, she smiles as she sees Kusuo carrying the dog that she lost. Riki and Shun start appearing too with Shun claiming how the "Dark Reunion" interrupted his search while Riki was wondering who's dog it was that he got when the dog's owner answered him and started beating him up. The little girl asked Kusuo that he should help his friend and he questioned the word "friend". The girl explains that being friends was like how she and her dog were friends when suddenly, Riki intrudes with a bloody and beaten face saying that he and Kusuo are also friends and pals, scaring the girl who sounded her safety alarm.