Chapter 2

'''The Ab-PSI-lute Worst!? Nendou Riki''' is the second chapter of The Disastrous Life of Saiki K (Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan) published in the 4th of September 2012.

Characters

 * Saiki Kusuo
 * Saiki Kuniharu
 * Saiki Kurumi
 * Nendou Riki
 * Takahashi
 * Matsuzaki

Abilities Used

 * Telepathy
 * Pyrokinesis

Summary
In the Saiki Household, Kusuo was greeted by his mom with a special bentou as he starts his first day as a 2nd year student of PK Academy. His father then appeared and his parents then flirted with each other until he took his leave with his father who asked him to be teleported on his work place. At school, the Principal was having his long speech and Kusuo had a flashback of when he was in kindergarten, where he used his telepathy to win the game rock, paper scissors game which created a huge ruckus and had put him into spotlight. That time he decided not to use his powers any more as to not make himself the product of attentions. Using telepathy which spans 200 miles, he can detetect anyone from his perspective with the exception of Nendou Riki. He's a delinquent who was feared by all students but Kusuo sees him a good person but he changed his mind thinking that Nendou's a horrible person after he had done a CPR on Takashi who then had suddenly lose consciousness. After a teacher ordered Kusuo and Nendou to take Takahashi to the Infirmary, it was revealed how Takashi was faking his illness. Matsuzaki, the gym teacher then appears saying how he heard everything that Takahashi said. Takahashi then reasoned how it was Nendou's order so they can skip the opening ceremony, something that Kusuo thought amazing because Takahashi made it up in a spur of moment but changed his mind after Takahashi lied that Kusuo was also part of it. When Matsuzaki told Kusuo and Nendou to come to the teacher's office, Nendou suddenly blurted how Takahashi really has a "faking illness" since he was puking and he fainted and that they should take his temperature of which resulted to 92.8 degrees, Matsuzaki and Nendou started beating him up. As the ambulance took Takahashi, Kusuo who used pyrokinesis on the thermometer stayed so he can dispose of the thermometer but Nendou suddenly appeared. Surprised by Nendou, Kusuo thought that he's finished if Nendou exposes him but he suddenly said that Kusuo might have caught the "faking illness" too since the thermometer was burning.