Chapter 59

 is the fifty-ninth chapter of Volume 6 of The Disastrous Life of Saiki K (Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan) published in the 4th of September 2013.

Characters

 * Saiki Kusuo
 * Toritsuka Reita
 * Teruhashi Kokomi
 * Zolbe
 * Hairo Kineshi
 * Mera Chisato
 * Yumehara Chiyo

Abilities Used

 * Apport
 * Teleportation
 * Telepathy
 * Hypnosis
 * Telekinesis
 * Clairvoyance
 * Super Strength

Summary
Kusuo looks at the damage his powers have caused and thinks about how to solve the problems, while Reita panically chatters non-stop behind him, annoying the latter. Reita then looks into the big hole in the ground where the hotel once stood and notices something at the bottom of the hole. Kusuo then uses Telekinesis to bring up whatever was in the hole, only to see hundreds of skeletons come flying up, terrifying Reita, who was sure that Kusuo had accidentally killed everyone in the hotel. Kusuo reveals that the human remains he had pulled up were not that of the students', but those of people who had drowned in a huge sunken ship that was now in the hole. Kusuo confirms that he had indeed apported the hotel, causing it to switch places with the sunken ship, meaning that the hotel was now floating out in the ocean. He was right and meanwhile in the hotel, Zolbe voices his surprise when he noticed that the electronic appliances were no longer working. He then goes to the window and was shocked to see the sea since their hotel room did not have a sea view. He asks his friends to take a look, only to now see city lights as Kusuo had now managed to Apport the hotel again and get it back to its original position. Relieved that he had managed to solve the problem, Kusuo then asks Reita to give his limiter back only for the latter to swear that he did not take it. After hearing the thoughts of the girls near the hotel, Kusuo realizes that it was Kokomi that had taken his limiter. Kusuo uses Clairvoyance in an attempt to find her. He locates her in a forest outside of Japan and was relieved that she was safe. However, a bear suddenly appears in front of her and attacked her, forcing Kusuo to teleport to her and knock the bear away with his Super Strength. Meanwhile on the beach outside the hotel, the girls run up to Reita, expressing their relief for finding him, and calling him "Kokomi". At first, Reita was confused, but Kusuo tells him that he had used Hypnosis on the latter, making him look like Kokomi so that Kusuo could deal with the real Kokomi and not let the truth be discovered. Reita was initially very annoyed as he did not want to be dragged into trouble with Kusuo, but changed his mind when Chiyo and the other girls told him to go back to "their" hotel room. He was so happy that he got a nosebleed. Meanwhile, Kusuo has no choice but to allow Kokomi to pinch his face and hold his arm as she believes that she was having a lucid dream (a dream in which the dreamer is aware of the fact that they are dreaming and can change the details in the dream in any way they want.) With that belief, she then wishes for her surroundings to change into a large castle. However, her surroundings did not change and she starts to wonder if she wasn't actually in a dream. Kusuo, fearing that she would realise that she wasn't dreaming, quickly teleports both of them into a castle. Kokomi was delighted and demands the Kusuo in her "dream" to say "Offu" to her, believing that since Kusuo was part of her lucid dream, he should do whatever she asked him to. Kusuo stubbornly refuses to say "Offu", while Kokomi decides that she would not fall asleep until he did so. Kusuo has no choice but to Teleport Reita over, allowing him to take his appearance and position. Reita, disguised as Kusuo, says "Offu" the moment he saw Kokomi. Delighted that "Kusuo" had said "Offu" at her, Kokomi falls asleep in Reita's arms, dropping Kusuo's limiter as she did so. Kusuo hastily replaces the limiter back onto his head before declaring that he was going back to get some sleep.