Chapter 75

Straw Millionare''' is the seventy-fifth chapter of Volume 8 of The Disastrous Life of Saiki K (Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan) published in the 4th of April 2014.

Characters

 * Saiki Kusuo
 * Saiki Kurumi
 * Saiki Kuniharu
 * Nendou Riki
 * Kaidou Shun
 * Toritsuka Reita

Abilities Used

 * Apport
 * Telepathy

Summary
Saiki finds himself at a cafe without his wallet. He attempts to go into the men's bathroom so that he can teleport home only to find that it is out of order. Due to his horribly gaudy blazer, which is already garnering him nicknames from the staff, he is unable to use any of his powers without being noticed. He decides that he does not want to directly contact anybody he knows due to various consequences and instead preforms a series of apports in order to get something that is within 10% of the cost of the meal (980 yen). Finding that he has no object of decent value he begins with apporting his socks for a pair of boxers. He then switches those for some miso to the confusion of his mother. The miso he switches for "Saiki Kusuo Psinan: Extra stories of Psychics" causing a large mess on his bookshelf. Moving on from there Kusuo receives his father's belt which causes the latter's pants to fall down when while speaking to a female manga author. He switches the belt for Riki's lunch, the lunch Shun's textbook, the textbook for Reita's Porn mag, and the Porn mag for his fathers business card case...which was unfortunately about to be used to prove that the man was an editor not a pervert. Finally, Kusuo exchanged the card case for a 1,000 yen bill and paid his bill. Once he leaves he hears the cries of help from the people he affected and decides that if this was the way it was going to end then it would have been easier for him to just do the dishes